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Below are many quotes that I find inspirational, philosophical, and/or humorous. There are some that I only partially believe in, but I have them posted as I feel they couldbe useful to others. If you have a quote that you think is inspirational, philosophical, humorousor any combination of those... send it to me via e-mail,and I will post it up as long as I approve of it. If your quote is posted, I will give you credit and provide a link to your page.
"Do or do not -- there is not try."
"It is better to be prepared for an opportunity and not have one than to have an opportunity and not be prepared."
"During the garbage strike here's how I got rid of my garbage: I gift-wrapped it, left it in my car, and they stole it."
"My wife is a light eater; as soon as it's light, she starts eating."
"My wife is the sweetest, most tolerant, most beautiful woman in the world. This is a paid political announcement."
"When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading."
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If you have any quotes you would like to see on this page please e-mail me and I'll post them up. Thanks.
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